Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
just stating the facts in advanced... for current crap in play here on the planet earth...

"I am not the father of kerri roland jr's baby", justin brandt


I think some chick is trying to get pregnant, but by getting knocked up by other guys to then linger around another guy to pretend as if the baby's his if she gets impregnated within a certain time frame (1st month/weeks type of thing), like being weeks old now (knocked up by J'oland), trying to make as if it's by Justin Bryant (by wanting to get freakyishly active with him, or pretend she had done so if she can't... within the early stages of her pregnancy after her encounters with J'oland who'll likely be the father of her newly conceived offspring)...


we already know... just been briefed earlier of what someone's up to here on the planet earth...

justin Brandt has no children here on the planet earth, never will. He doesn't get anyone impregnated, especially not currently.

Kerri Kelly and R. Hilson remixing the Futuristic Operative Number 1/Main Personnel who's on earth at the time (Star Trak edition) song as in NUMBER 0..."because we never had sex, and never will...i'm number 0 in that girl, been in zero times here on this place called earth.", justin brandt

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you also have people who like stealing other people's identities pretending to be them and all... like playing house/marriage(like pretending one guy is another just to stay fake married). "that's like someone fucking up my identity to make like i'm a illegal immigrant from places i'm not from just so that a illegal immigrant can stay "technically" married to a name to remain in a country by destroying another person's identity... wouldn't it be simple is kerri just actually married another guy (J'oland Glenn) instead pretending to be married to justin bryant? why waste time with the craziness?", justin bryant